Drop the Theory

You’ve heard of the Theory of Relativity, but are you ready for the Relativity Remix? Albert is done calculating the cosmological constant—now he’s just trying to find the perfect loop.

Features:

100% certified cosmic wave energy.

Proven to increase your street cred by at least 3 \times 10^8 \text{ meters per second} (the speed of sound traveling through pure hype).

Side effects may include people asking you to DJ their next physics department mixer.